לא נראה לי שיש כזה דיון, אז אפשר להעלות פה ציטוטים גם מהעבר וגם מעכשיו. אני אתחיל עם כמה ציטוטים משעשעים מהמחזור החולף: "Both teams needed to win and they did." Lee Dixon on Match of the Day 2 commenting on the Liverpool-Arsenal match. "Man United weren't at their best today by any means, but they came up against a very very Aston Villa side who were very well organised." Alan Shearer on MOTD stating that Aston Villa were indeed a very Aston Villa side during their win at Old Trafford. "I do not care about headlines. For me, there is only one Tom Cruise, and it is the one who plays for Arsenal Football Club." Arsene Wenger on the Gunners full-back with the movie-star name. "Whether it's a question of answering a question about whether there was a physical confrontation or whether someone wears pants or does not wear pants, what happens in the dressing room stays in the dressing room." Stoke manager Tony Pulis is not getting his knickers in a twist over the alleged altercation with James Beattie. "I am sitting here like a man waiting in the emergency room for his wife to give birth." Hull manager Phil Brown describes waiting for news on Jimmy Bullard's scan. "At Arsenal he told me he'd played in nine World Cups - and he was only 23!" Ray Parlour on Kanu, who claims to be 33 but is reckoned to be much older. "We haven't won back-to-back games for about 300 years!" Mick McCarthy after Wolves' 1-0 win at Tottenham. "Sometimes you've just got to go." Former Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann explains why he spent a penny during Stuttgart's game with Unirea Urziceni. "Hope it all goes well - people will be surprised to know you have a heart!" Sam Allardyce reveals the text sent to him by old mucker Kenny Dalglish before the Blackburn boss underwent minor heart surgery. "What were you going to sing - What Becomes Of The Broken-Hearted?!" Dalglish's response after Big Sam reveals the op meant he was unable to sing at a charity dinner.