ציטוטים נבחרים מהכדורגל האנגלי

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  1. NewcastleFan

    NewcastleFan Member

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    יש את זה במספר פורומים באנגליה.....כרגע חברת ה7UP הכינה לקראת היורו(לא יודע מה זה קשור) את רשימץ הציטוטים הגדולים של הכדורגל האנגלי...אז אם יש לכם ואתם מכירים ציטוטים מצחיקים אז תשפכו [​IMG]

    אז.....
    1 For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip. - John Motson

    2 I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country. - Ian Rush

    3 We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

    4 My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven. - David Beckham

    5 Do I not like that. - Graham Taylor

    6 I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. - Stuart Pearce

    7 I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona. - Mark Draper

    8 I never predict anything, and I never will. - Paul Gascoigne

    9 It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card. - Kevin Keegan

    10 I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league. - Mark Viduka
     
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  2. The North Stand

    The North Stand Member

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    אחד שאהבתי אבל אני לא זוכרת מי אמר אותו:
    "and Paul scholes has got Butt spread wide..."

    'We are now in the middle of the centre of the first half' - DAVID PLEAT

    'The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes.' - STEVE COPPELL

    'The Saudis would struggle in Europe because of that problem with those prayers five times a day. You don't know if they're going to turn up for training. I'm being serious.' - DON HOWE

    'They're still in the game, and they're trying to get back into it.' - JIMMY HILL

    'It was one of those goals that's invariably a goal.' - DENIS LAW

    'I'd say he's the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence.' - BOBBY ROBSON

    'England now have three fresh men,with three fresh legs.' - JIMMY HILL

    'Wimbledon are putting balls into the blender.' - RODNEY MARSH

    'Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice.' - TREVOR BROOKING

    'If you just came into the room and didn't know who was who you'd obviously say Newcastle looked the most likely to score.' - TERRY PAINE

    'If there's a weakness in Chelsea's defence, it's in their defence.' - Radio 5

    'The Arsenal defence is skating close to the wind.' - JACK CHARLTON

    'He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.' - BOBBY ROBSON

    'With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes' - JIMMY ARMFIELD

    'Brazil, the favourites - if they are the favourites, which they are...' - BRIAN CLOUGH

    'If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.' - TERRY VENABLES

    'They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around.' - TERRY VENABLES

    'He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.' - PETER WALKER

    'That's football Mike - Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored, but England have had no chances and scored twice.' - TREVOR BROOKING

    'Fortunately, Paul Scholes' injury wasn't as bad as we'd hoped for.' - TREVOR BROOKING

    'Football's football: If that weren't the case it wouldn't be the game that it is.' - GARTH CROOKS

    'With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.' - NIALL QUINN

    'He is like an English equivalent of Teddy Sheringham' - TREVOR BROOKING

    Rob McLean: John Hartson is playing superbly today.
    Sandy Clark: Yes, Rob, there’s no one better today.
    McLean: So, Sandy, who is your man of the match?
    Clark: Alan Thompson.

    'I'm not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club' - RODNEY MARSH

    'He was on the six-yard line, just two yards away from the goal' - PAT NEVIN

    'If you had a linesman on each side of the pitch in both halves you'd have nearly four' - ROBBIE EARLE

    'One year I played 15 months' - FRANZ BECKENBAUER

    'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal' - DAVID COLEMAN

    Kevin Keegan:

    'Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.'

    'I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.'

    'England can end the millenium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world.'

    'Despite his white boots, he has real pace...'

    'There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.'

    '...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.'

    'Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.'

    'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'

    'Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they're different countries...'

    'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'

    'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again'

    'You need 88 points for the title and we’ve got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself'

    'You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.'
     
  3. NewcastleFan

    NewcastleFan Member

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    [​IMG] גדול! ...כל זה מהראש שלך??????? שניה אני הולך לשרותים מרוב צחוק

    יש עוד אני מנסה להזכר.......
     
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  4. toon-UPON-tyne

    toon-UPON-tyne Member

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    הציטוט בחתימה שלי...

    כתבת את הציטוט הבא בהודעה הקודמת -
    KEVIN KEEGEN
    'You need 88 points for the title and we’ve got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself'
    מתי הוא בדיוק אמר את זה? אולי כשניוקאסל עלתה ליגה?
     
  5. roykeane

    roykeane Member

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    מי יותר דפוק?

    1. בובי רובסון
    2. קווין קיגן
    3. אלון מזרחי

    חחח תצביעו!
     
  6. toon-UPON-tyne

    toon-UPON-tyne Member

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    אתה!!! כי בדרך כלל ההתבטאויות האלה של רובסון באות בכוונה. זה סוג של הומור אנגלי שגם יש לחלק מן השדרים. ובבחלק זה מהדברים שהוא אומר זה פשוט ציניות כמו פה:
    'I'd say he's the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence.' - BOBBY ROBSON
    ופה
    We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

    ובטמטום אמיתי לוקח אלון מזרחי
     
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  7. Hotspur

    Hotspur משתמשים של כבוד היכל התהילה

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    אין צורך לריב...
    גם לגלן הודל היו כמה אמירות מטופשות, גם לגאזה... אני אנסה להיזכר או שתביאו כבר במקומי.
     
  8. The North Stand

    The North Stand Member

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    'Nowhere in Europe, especially the world...' - ALEX FERGUSON

    'No-one hands you cups on a plate' - TERRY MCDERMOTT

    'There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way.' - TERRY VENABLES

    'Shearer could be at 100 per cent fitness, but not peak fitness.' - GRAHAM TAYLOR

    'I would have to be deaf not to read the allegations.' - BOBBY DOWNES

    'We're going to start the game at nil-nil and go out and try to get some goals.' - BRYAN ROBSON

    'As we say in football, it'll go down to the last wire.' - COLIN TODD

    'I'm a firm believer that if the other side scores first you have to score twice to win.' - HOWARD WILKINSON

    'If we can play like that every week we'll get some level of consistency.' - ALEX FERGUSON

    'If they hadn't scored, we would've won' - HOWARD WILKINSON

    'A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.' - JOHN HOLLINS

    'Their football was exceptionally good - and they played some good football.' - BOBBY ROBSON

    'And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley - unless somebody knocks us out.' - DAVE BASSETT

    'It's understandable and I understand that.' - TERRY VENABLES

    'To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous, really, but tomorrow's game is absolutely vital.' - BRIAN HORTON

    'What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.' - GERRY FRANCIS

    'We probably got on better with the likes of Holland, Belgium, Norway and Sweden, some of whom are not even European.' - JACK CHARLTON

    'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - BOBBY ROBSON

    'I promise results, not promises.' - JOHN BOND

    'Without picking out anyone in particular, I thought Mark Wright was tremendous.' - GRAEME SOUNESS

    'The important thing is he shook hands with us over the phone.' - ALAN BALL

    'Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.' - RON GREENWOOD

    'We ended up playing football, and that's not our style.' - ALEX MacDONALD

    'Eighteen months ago Sweden were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.' - BOBBY ROBSON

    'There are 0-0's and 0-0's - and this was 0-0.' - JOHN SILLETT

    'When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1' - LAWRIE McMENEMY

    'I can count on the fingers of one hand ten games where we've caused our own downfall.' - JOE KINNEAR

    'We've watched them twice, and seen a few videos. I didn't see them 38 times though, like McCarthy says he watched us. I don't think that's possible. I did my maths you see. That's 38 times 90 minutes - that's two months and the draw was only three weeks ago!" - GEORGES LEEKENS

    'My own autobiography, which was written by Ian Ross...' - HOWARD KENDALL

    'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - GLENN HODDLE

    'If anyone is found guilty, I will step on them.' - GLENN HODDLE

    'Okay, so we lost, but good things can come from it - negative and positive.' - GLENN HODDLE
     
  9. toon-UPON-tyne

    toon-UPON-tyne Member

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    ברור.. אבל האמירות של רובסון בדר"כ נאמרו בכוונה, הומור בריטי עם הרבה ציניות... זה לא שנפלטה לו הערה טפשית.
     
  10. The North Stand

    The North Stand Member

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    רובסון אומר את הדברים האלה בכוונה. זה חלק מהשנינות הנהדרת שלו... הוא אחד האנשים היותר מוערכים עלי בכדוגל האנגלי.

    ועוד כמה ציטוטים של השדר האגדי, ג'ון מוטסון (גם לו זה לרוב בא בכוונה):

    'The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour.'

    'The unexpected is always likely to happen...'

    'Nearly all the Brazilian supporters are wearing yellow shirts - it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour!'

    '...so different from the scenes in 1872, at the cup final none of us can remember.'

    'It's Arsenal 0, Everton 1, and the longer it stays like that the more you've got to fancy Everton to win.'

    'Brazil - they're so good it's like they are running around the pitch playing with themselves.'

    'That shot might not have been as good as it might have been'

    'The referee is wearing the same yellow-coloured top as the Slovakian goalkeeper. I'd have thought the UEFA official would have spotted that - but perhaps he's been deafened by the noise of this crowd'
     
  11. AC SHEVA

    AC SHEVA Member

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    To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink. ~J.B. Priestley, The Good Companions, 1928

    Soccer is not about justice. It's a drama - and criminally wrong decisions against you are part and parcel of that. ~Pete Davies


    The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does. ~Phil Woosnam, 1974

    The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football. ~Sandy Strang

    I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. ~Eric Morecambe


     

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